Post by Rdeye on Jul 19, 2005 12:57:04 GMT -5
yup stupidity never fails to amaze me at all..... especially when it comes to warnings and such on various products.... the worst part is you just know some dumbass was stupid enough to actually attempt something so stupid that it had to be made into a warning....
[glow=red,2,300]Liquid Plummer [/glow]
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
[glow=red,2,300]Toilet Plunger [/glow]
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
[glow=red,2,300]Bowl Fresh [/glow]
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
[glow=red,2,300]Hair Coloring [/glow]
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
[glow=red,2,300]Stridex Foaming Face Wash [/glow]
May contain foam.
[glow=red,2,300]Zantac 75 [/glow]
Do not take if allergic to zantac.
[glow=red,2,300]Komatsu Floodlight [/glow]
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
[glow=red,2,300]Mattress[/glow]
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
( I'm not even going to ask...)
[glow=red,2,300]Matches[/glow]
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
(no shit.... i'd of never guessed that one!)
[glow=red,2,300]Home Depot Treated Lumber [/glow]
Do not consume
( the whole not asking thing.... yeah that applies here too...)
[glow=red,2,300]Road Sign [/glow]
Caution water on road during rain.
(and you thought *I* was bad about stating the obvious...)
[glow=red,2,300]Slush Puppy Cup [/glow]
This ice may be cold
( can you say Blue Lobster.....(lol no one is gonna get that bit of sarcasm there))
[glow=red,2,300]Bag of Fritos:[/glow]
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
( yup that ought to be an interesting one to explain to an officer....)
[glow=red,2,300]Japanese food processor:[/glow]
Not to be used for the other use.
( and just what is this other use that one speaks of?)
[glow=red,2,300]Korean kitchen knife:[/glow]
Warning keep out of children
( yup i do see this one as a good warning... i truly do...)
[glow=red,2,300]Random glass bowl:[/glow]
Keep out of reach of children Made in China
( just not gonna say anything here...)
[glow=red,2,300]Blanket from taiwan:[/glow]
not to be used as protection from a tornado
( I can just see it now: Aha! I have my spiffy tornado repelling blanket that was made in taiwan! no tornado shall harm me now! ( sees random tag placed on blanket) Whats this? Does not protect against tornados? Damn, I'm screwed now...)
[glow=red,2,300]Package of Fisherman's Friend throat lozenges:[/glow]
Not meant as substitute for human companionship
( I shall call you Bob and you shall be my new friend whose name is Bob....lo Bob... (lol i gotta stop coming up with stuff that no one understands... damn man everyone watch the everyday happenings of weebl at that one website that has magical trevor and the annoying song...why? because I said so...)
[glow=red,2,300]Bottle of shampoo for dogs [/glow]
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
( this is one of them where i say no comment.... no comment)
[glow=red,2,300]Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter.[/glow]
Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.
(Someone please tell me how this damn thing works if i can't use it around a flame!!!!!!)
[glow=red,2,300]A frisbee[/glow]
Warning: May contain small parts.
( *random gibberish that very few people seem to understand* ( and i bet no one gets that one either... unless sam, kaci, and jill decide to read this...) )
[glow=red,2,300]A birthday card for a 1 year old.[/glow]
Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.
( its Sam's math logic.... it has spread worldwide now!)
[glow=red,2,300]Can of air freshener.[/glow]
For use by trained personnel only.
(im just not gonna say anything...)
[glow=red,2,300]Portable stroller[/glow]
Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.
(why won't this damn thing close?!)
[glow=red,2,300]Sign at a railroad station[/glow]
Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
(these wires must also ressurect those who tuch them as well...)
[glow=red,2,300]Shipment of hammers[/glow]
May be harmful if swallowed.
( *more random gibberish* )
[glow=red,2,300]Label on a hammer [/glow]
Caution - Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object
( yup useful product right there...)
[glow=red,2,300]Bottle of bathtub cleaner[/glow]
For best results, start with clean bathtub before use
( wow people love to defeat the purpose of things don't they?)
[glow=red,2,300]Box of household nails[/glow]
CAUTION! - Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!
(so THAT's what the constant stabbing pains and all the internal bleeding are from.....)
[glow=red,2,300]Woolite carpet cleaner[/glow]
Safe for carpets, too!
(sigh... something Sam would say...)
[glow=red,2,300]Container of salt[/glow]
Warning: High in sodium
(there's that random gibberish again...)
ok im done now... this is just too much for me to take in at one time and such..... stupidity amazes me...
[glow=red,2,300]Liquid Plummer [/glow]
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
[glow=red,2,300]Toilet Plunger [/glow]
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
[glow=red,2,300]Bowl Fresh [/glow]
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
[glow=red,2,300]Hair Coloring [/glow]
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
[glow=red,2,300]Stridex Foaming Face Wash [/glow]
May contain foam.
[glow=red,2,300]Zantac 75 [/glow]
Do not take if allergic to zantac.
[glow=red,2,300]Komatsu Floodlight [/glow]
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
[glow=red,2,300]Mattress[/glow]
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
( I'm not even going to ask...)
[glow=red,2,300]Matches[/glow]
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
(no shit.... i'd of never guessed that one!)
[glow=red,2,300]Home Depot Treated Lumber [/glow]
Do not consume
( the whole not asking thing.... yeah that applies here too...)
[glow=red,2,300]Road Sign [/glow]
Caution water on road during rain.
(and you thought *I* was bad about stating the obvious...)
[glow=red,2,300]Slush Puppy Cup [/glow]
This ice may be cold
( can you say Blue Lobster.....(lol no one is gonna get that bit of sarcasm there))
[glow=red,2,300]Bag of Fritos:[/glow]
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
( yup that ought to be an interesting one to explain to an officer....)
[glow=red,2,300]Japanese food processor:[/glow]
Not to be used for the other use.
( and just what is this other use that one speaks of?)
[glow=red,2,300]Korean kitchen knife:[/glow]
Warning keep out of children
( yup i do see this one as a good warning... i truly do...)
[glow=red,2,300]Random glass bowl:[/glow]
Keep out of reach of children Made in China
( just not gonna say anything here...)
[glow=red,2,300]Blanket from taiwan:[/glow]
not to be used as protection from a tornado
( I can just see it now: Aha! I have my spiffy tornado repelling blanket that was made in taiwan! no tornado shall harm me now! ( sees random tag placed on blanket) Whats this? Does not protect against tornados? Damn, I'm screwed now...)
[glow=red,2,300]Package of Fisherman's Friend throat lozenges:[/glow]
Not meant as substitute for human companionship
( I shall call you Bob and you shall be my new friend whose name is Bob....lo Bob... (lol i gotta stop coming up with stuff that no one understands... damn man everyone watch the everyday happenings of weebl at that one website that has magical trevor and the annoying song...why? because I said so...)
[glow=red,2,300]Bottle of shampoo for dogs [/glow]
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
( this is one of them where i say no comment.... no comment)
[glow=red,2,300]Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter.[/glow]
Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.
(Someone please tell me how this damn thing works if i can't use it around a flame!!!!!!)
[glow=red,2,300]A frisbee[/glow]
Warning: May contain small parts.
( *random gibberish that very few people seem to understand* ( and i bet no one gets that one either... unless sam, kaci, and jill decide to read this...) )
[glow=red,2,300]A birthday card for a 1 year old.[/glow]
Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.
( its Sam's math logic.... it has spread worldwide now!)
[glow=red,2,300]Can of air freshener.[/glow]
For use by trained personnel only.
(im just not gonna say anything...)
[glow=red,2,300]Portable stroller[/glow]
Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.
(why won't this damn thing close?!)
[glow=red,2,300]Sign at a railroad station[/glow]
Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
(these wires must also ressurect those who tuch them as well...)
[glow=red,2,300]Shipment of hammers[/glow]
May be harmful if swallowed.
( *more random gibberish* )
[glow=red,2,300]Label on a hammer [/glow]
Caution - Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object
( yup useful product right there...)
[glow=red,2,300]Bottle of bathtub cleaner[/glow]
For best results, start with clean bathtub before use
( wow people love to defeat the purpose of things don't they?)
[glow=red,2,300]Box of household nails[/glow]
CAUTION! - Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!
(so THAT's what the constant stabbing pains and all the internal bleeding are from.....)
[glow=red,2,300]Woolite carpet cleaner[/glow]
Safe for carpets, too!
(sigh... something Sam would say...)
[glow=red,2,300]Container of salt[/glow]
Warning: High in sodium
(there's that random gibberish again...)
ok im done now... this is just too much for me to take in at one time and such..... stupidity amazes me...
